Product Name: TestoChews Eat This Sweet “Anabolic Candy” Before 10 Pm
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Attention Men Over 45:
Sick & Tired Of Feeling Fat, Drained, & “Not In The Mood?”
The mayo clinic, cleveland clinic, & the american journal of men’s health agree… a key nutrient inside this man-boosting “candy” combats the hidden “cannibal-chemical” wasting-away your muscles, manhood, and youth!
FORGET about your testosterone levels…
How much protein you eat…
What kind of exercise you’re doing…
Or how many candles are on the birthday cake…
One reason your body feels like it’s falling apart…
And you have less “get up and go”…
Where you feel like crap rolling out of bed in the morning…
Has to do with a “lethal” cannibal-like chemical pumping through your bloodstream right now that…
Turning those once rock-hard bulges in your arms, pecs, and abs… into a soft and squishy mess…4
Picking at your masculinity like vultures on a pile of roadkill.
Look no further than the cannibal chemical you’ll discover on this page.
Starting today you can…
What you’re about to discover has NOTHING to do with pills or powders…
Following strict crash diets…
Hitting the gym or pounding the pavement even more…
And as crazy as it sounds… you won’t need any additional willpower or self-discipline either.
This strange anabolic “candy” contains a key nutrient backed by a breakthrough study in the American Journal of Men’s Health…
And you’re going to do backflips when you learn…
Is giving men of all ages, especially over 45…
Permission to replace cabinets full of expensive herbal pills.
So don’t let those clever men’s performance ads or commercials fool you…
Reclaiming your masculinity doesn’t have to be complicated, expensive, or humiliating…
I was just as skeptical as you probably are right now…
I’ve been into fitness for as long as I can remember…
So I’ve seen just about every gimmick you can imagine…
Yet this is something completely different…
The research behind this age-defying secret is incredible…
That if this specific nutrient wasn’t backed by the head integrative medicine specialist at a major University Research Clinic…11
A university hospital ranked top 5 in the world…12
And responsible for some of the country’s biggest health breakthroughs…
I wouldn’t have believed it for myself.
Especially when combined with any sort of well-rounded health regimen you may be following.
This BREAKTHROUGH will be your new secret weapon to help:
But it’s important you stay locked in right here and now. With…
It’s on Big Corporation’s radar.
Those fat cats want men fat, weak, and running on empty…
And if recent events tell us anything about Big Corp…
It’s that they want to steal your freedom of choice too…
So it’s only a matter of time before they try to silence the growing excitement around this anabolic loophole by whatever means necessary…
So keep reading because I’m not sure how much longer this information will be free.
But first, let me quickly introduce myself, then uncover…
Hey, I’m John Shumate…
A 64 year-old personal trainer…
I used to be a director for the world’s top muscle building and fat loss information site— bodybuilding.com…
More recently I’ve been recognized as a top celebrity trainer in India…
Helping actors shred fat and build muscle FAST for big screen roles…
The actors in India don’t eat nearly as much protein as action-hero celebrities in the states…
Plus they eat a ton of soy…
Both of which you’d assume would hold them back from getting ripped…
So what’s their secret to a rock-solid physique?
I’m going to reveal the little-known trick they use to get into cover-model shape on this page…
But first, let me address the pink elephant in the room.
I’m as natural as the horses on my western Kentucky ranch…
And not only do I have to keep my testosterone and energy high to wrangle the cattle on my 12 acre property…
But I’ve got a hot wife who’s 23 years younger than me…
So you better believe I’ve tried everything to stay at the top of my game naturally. And…
Is neutralizing the cannibal chemical wreaking havoc inside your body right now.
You’ve been fussing with this underlying problem forever and I bet you’re sick of it. HERE’S HOW YOU KNOW:
Well, maybe you can believe the Mayo Clinic…14
Or research teams from the University of North Carolina…15
Or the white coats from Harvard…16
Because they all suggest this cannibal chemical is sabotaging men 45+…
It’s a hormone called cortisol.
You’ve probably heard of cortisol before…
But most men don’t know just how detrimental it can be for guys in our age bracket.
Cortisol is an ancient “survival” hormone…
It’s what triggers the “fight-or-flight” response in us. If it didn’t…
Early humans would’ve been nothing more than ready-made meals for prehistoric predators…
But thanks to cortisol… Our ancient ancestors were able to 1) pick up their spears and fend-off these wild beasts, or 2) get the hell out of dodge before becoming a late night snack.
So you might be thinking…
Cortisol is a very POWERFUL hormone. However…
It’s only designed to be released in short bursts for a very limited amount of time…
Mainly, when you’re in DANGER…
And that’s when your adrenal glands pump-out cortisol.
Cortisol sends signals to your hypothalamus…
The “command center” of your brain…
To shut down other bodily functions like your immune, digestive, and reproductive system (where your testosterone is made)…
So it can focus all of its attention on survival.
I’ll share exactly how cortisol impacts your masculinity in a minute. But first…
Here’s where the problem lies…
You don’t see any sabertooth tigers roaming the streets, right?
We’ve got cushy warm homes to keep warm during winter, yes?
Yet our hard-wired survival hormone cortisol has remained the same…
Meaning whenever you’re stressed…
Your body still thinks it’s a “life or death” situation. So when you:
Your body reacts as if you’re being chased by a lion…
And dumps cortisol into your bloodstream to help you “survive”…
And being in this state consistently is a recipe for disaster. Because…
Think of cortisol’s relationship with testosterone like a gas and break.
Testosterone is the accelerator pedal…
Accelerating your muscle gains and fat burning…*
Boosting your energy levels and supporting sex drive…*
It’s the ultimate fountain of youth for every red-blooded male.
And virtually puts a dead stop on testosterone production at first…
And then may contribute to LOWER testosterone production over time.
The #1 ranked hospital in the world and scientific publications in journals like Endocrine Connections…
Along with researchers from the department of Exercise and Sports Science lab at a prestigious University in North Carolina reported:
“Human research has shown the administration of cortisol into circulation at rest will result in reduced blood testosterone levels.”18 Basically…
Studies show cortisol levels increase as we get older…20 21
And that’s in part because over time… stress accumulates.
After you turned 18 you started paying your own bills…
Maybe went through marital troubles or even a divorce…
And all of this builds on top of one another, brick by brick…
And contributes to boosted cortisol levels…
So by the time you’re 45+… your cortisol levels are MUCH higher than they used to be…
Which may help explain why your testosterone levels are lower than they used to be. And…
Studies show cortisol eats away at muscle mass and makes men weaker with age.22
Cortisol is a catabolic hormone…
“Catabolic” is where we get the word “cannibal”…
Meaning it breaks down your body’s own muscle tissue…
So when your cortisol levels are “up”…
Your body literally cannibalizes… eating away at your muscles for energy…
And speeding up age-related muscle loss. In fact…
A study from the Netherlands found that men with higher cortisol levels were up to 2x as likely to lose muscle strength compared to guys with lower cortisol levels.23
Which is why after 45 it seems like fat piles on fast and refuses to come off…
Cortisol specifically contributes to STUBBORN FAT.
Studies show when your cortisol levels increase… it causes a higher amount of stubborn fat to store.24 25 Meaning…
You could have two 180 lb guys who eat the same diet and follow the same training program. And…
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…
Because stubborn fat grows “cortisol receptors”…
Which are like tiny magnets that attract even more fat-storing cortisol to those problem areas…
Signaling to your body to store even more fat. See…
All fat cells start out as “baby” fat cells…
Meaning they’re small cells that can potentially burn easily. However…
When cortisol levels increase…
It turns those easy-to-burn “baby” fat cells into mature, lazy “couch potato” fat cells…26
Making them seemingly impossible to shake. So basically…
For centuries doctors blamed muscle loss, stubborn fat, and other undesired-effects on “regular aging”…
Believing that every guy would eventually get pulled into this downward spiral sometime after turning 45…
Feeling trapped in a body they hate…
Losing confidence every time they looked in the mirror…
Blaming themselves for not being “disciplined” enough…
Or being cursed with “bad” genetics…
But science has finally caught up…
And researchers are now pointing the finger at the real culprit — cortisol…
There’s a simple way to help curb the cortisol problem…
Which will be like releasing the “parking brake” on your testosterone… *
And provide support that will help you build muscle, torch fat, and revive the college-jock energy you once had… *
And it’s something you’ll look forward to doing every night before bed…
And speaking of the bedroom…
Because studies show that when men are stressed…
It can contribute to lower libido and other occasional “performance issues”…27 28
And that’s because when your cortisol levels increase…
Your blood vessels “tighten up” which may limit blood from getting where it needs to be.
When was the last time you weren’t in the mood for sex?
You were probably stressed about work, had an argument with your spouse or just had lots on your mind…
I can promise you the situation triggered a cortisol release which is why you weren’t “in the mood.” And…
They have naturally higher cortisol levels.29
It’s the same reason women have a harder time losing weight than men. They have higher levels of this fat-storing hormone.
Now it’s starting to make sense, right?
When cortisol is released…
It causes a catabolic-chain reaction…
Which tells your body to “power down” like a cell phone in airplane mode…
… just “survive.” Nothing more.
Because naturally rising cortisol levels turn you into a shell of the man you once were…
It can affect your marriage…
You don’t have the energy to run around with your kids…
Let alone muster up the motivation to workout…
Your body goes from young, spry, and muscle-packed…
To soft, doughy, and weak.
I hope you’re putting two–and-two together…
This cortisol-testosterone connection fits like a glove.
One of the biggest mistakes guys make when learning about cortisol is they go on Google and look for ways to lower it…
It’s blog post after blog post on meditation, yoga, calming teas, breathing exercises…
Sure, that could help for like 2-minutes during your lunch break…
But it’s just not effective to escape the cortisol cycle you’re trapped in.
So let’s set the expectation…
But here’s the good news…
You don’t need to eliminate stress entirely to calm cortisol and break out of the muscle-wasting energy-drain you’re handcuffed in.
Instead, do what research from the Mayo Clinic, Cleveland Clinic, and dozens of other Universities points to around this key nutrient and…
And you’ll calm daily cortisol levels…*
Finally help “release” the excess trapped fat that’s been “immune” to diet and exercise…*
Support rebuilding lost muscle mass… *
And naturally support a surge in your T levels… *
So you can enjoy all the benefits of this man-boosting youth hormone at the gym, the boardroom, and in the bedroom. *
It’s really that powerful…
I learned this was one of their premier ways to help maintain high testosterone levels…*
Pack on muscle, support shredding fat, and staying sharp mentally… *
And do it all despite the large amounts of soy they get in their diet…
And how little protein they eat…
Both of which would normally seem like it’d make it impossible for a guy to have vigorous T-levels.
But the reason it still works…
Is because this “anabolic candy” helps to properly balance cortisol levels… *
Making it an easy way for you to build muscle, get stronger, and support eliminating excess fat… *
And support a boost in vigorous testosterone levels with nearly boundless energy… *
And the kind of…
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TestoChews Eat This Sweet “Anabolic Candy” Before 10 Pm is backed with a 60 Day No Questions Asked Money Back Guarantee. If within the first 60 days of receipt you are not satisfied with Wake Up Lean™, you can request a refund by sending an email to the address given inside the product and we will immediately refund your entire purchase price, with no questions asked.
Originally posted 2022-09-02 15:05:50.
