Product Name: Discover an Explosive New Parrot Training System
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Description:
For All Parrot Lovers
Who Want A Happier, Even Hilarious Bird…
1. Yelling at your
Parrot to “SHUT UP” when it screams
2. Over-reacting and shouting “OOOH”, “AAAH”
or “OUCH” whenever it bites
3. Giving your
Parrot
only seeds to eat
4. Placing the cage near the window overlooking the garden
5. Putting your
Parrot
above chest level
6. Having a single perch
in your
Parrot’s
cage
7. Placing the food
and water bowls just beneath the perch
8. Placing your
new
Parrot
on your shoulders…
Even if you are doing any
one of the above, you are inadvertently
snowballing bad
Parrot
behavior. It’s time you correct your
Parrot
handling techniques to become a perfect
Parrot
parent in just 15 easy days…”
( A Parrot
Lover For The Last 12 Years)
Not even the worst blood-drawing
biters, crystal-shattering screamers, or stubborn,
party-pooper non-talkers have a chance to resist these powerful
Parrot training techniques… get your
Parrot to do exactly what you want
with ease…
All in record time!… Super easy, NEVER
using punishment!
The Really Great Part Is, Your
Parrot Will Love You More For It!
“Wow! This Stuff
Really Works…”
“In just under 2 weeks I have gone from a quivering, tearful, frustrated
bird rescuer, to the proud owner of Dylan, the
Parrot
who in his own words is ‘alright’….
Thank you for your information…”
(Josette Bellham, Lowestoft, UK.)
“Your training info has done a great amount with my
Parrot
…
My bird now is very friendly towards everybody and looks forward to
getting out of his cage and onto people’s hands.”
(Stella Lam, Danville, Virginia.)
“Thank you so much for your training info,
it has worked wonders with my
Parrot
Sam, his talking has improved, and I am much more confident in handling
him and understanding him.” (Pauline Chamberlain)
“We
were about to find him a new home. However, your techniques regarding
responding to shrieking episodes have worked. He is much more
calm and playful. His biting attempts, handled in the way
you suggest (moving into the bite) have dropped considerably, and
he is not biting as hard.” (Terry Clark, Los Gatos, California)
“Wow
I cant believe it! Its already starting to work, today I
had D.J. on my hand, which he would never do, unless I had a towel
on my hand because he would bite me vicously, but… now i can acctually
hold and pet him! What a difference!” (Ashley
Bratt, League City, Texas)
**********
“This
book puts its ideas into terms that you can understand, many things
not thought of by the general population such as bathing, preventing
illness… useful tips about cage placement… and definite direction
as to WHAT NOT TO DO. I would reccmmend this book
to anyone interested in learning more about having birds as house
pets of any breed. (Brenda A. La Platte, Jupiter, Florida)
Dear Parrot Lover,
I
want to tell you a true story that’s on the edge of potentially
scandalizing you…
About 13 years ago, a good friend
of mine, Wayne, “rescued” Parrot
that showed up mysteriously on his back porch balcony one day.
He came right in the house when offered
a cracker, and woofed it down like a ravenous feathered pig…
the poor, lost fellow was obviously very hungry.
Well, Wayne, being a good guy, kept
him in the house (he didn’t have a cage), and tried to locate
the owner of the lost Parrot by putting an ad in the local paper.
Nobody responded to the “Lost Parrot”
insertion… and in the end, Wayne ended up becoming an unexpected
Parrot owner, as
he never did find the original owners.
In the meantime, Wayne named the
playful and friendly fellow “Polygon”. And to his shock, Polygon
talked… and it wasn’t just “Hello” he was saying. Polygon’s
chatting was a little more “complicated”…
“I want
pot seeds”
Huh?!… pot seeds??? Were the
ex-owners giving this bird marijuana seeds? Perhaps they were
tasty, perhaps Polygon was even getting high!? I really don’t
know, I just know that Polygon loved to say this (I
heard it myself many times).
Wayne thought it was pretty funny,
even though he didn’t smoke or drink. That is… he thought
it was funny until guests came over… then it stopped being
funny fast!
Wayne had to do some serious explaining
to his dubious, and shocked guests that HE wasn’t giving Polygon
pot seeds and getting his friendly bird drugged out!
And it wasn’t the only thing Polygon
said…
One day when I went to visit Wayne and Polygon,
Wayne excitedly waved me over, “Nathalie, listen to this…”, he
then called out “Whoa…” and Polygon called right back…
“Whoa
Baby! Light my fire!”
Wayne and I laughed so hard it
brought tears to our eyes!
Polygon had just made me become
a passionate Parrot lover. I never
imagined that Parrots could be so
charming and funny, and I never really had even imagined owning
one.
For the last 12 years, I’ve learned
A LOT about these feathered friends, mostly through the school
of hard knocks (or should I say “bites”)! I’ve gathered literally
hundreds of tips and tricks on how to keep happy and healthy
Parrots, and if you
let me, I want to share this knowledge with you to help YOU successfully
resolve any Parrot challenge you
might be facing.
I want to share with you my passionate
quest to have the happiest, healthiest, and funniest
Parrots possible!
Does this
sound like such a far away dream…
to own such a funny, talking Parrot?
Well, know that this dream is
not difficult to achieve with the right knowledge.
I mean, I too have certainly
discovered that not all Parrots
are like Polygon at first…
Are you dealing with sore, even
bloody fingers (bitten to death), ringing ears (those sonic
screams), or simply Parrot that
refuses to speak… and you have no clue why he is mute as a
fish, bites, or screams, despite your best determined efforts?
I bet you didn’t realize owning
Parrot would be so emotionally
involving, perhaps a nerve-wracking challenge, even outright
dangerous in some cases!
Dang!
Parrots can BITE!!!
If you haven’t already noticed,
when some of these guys bite, they don’t mess around… we’re
talking about beaks that mother nature designed to crack open
hard nuts, or rip through tough wood. You don’t want these razor-sharp
“feathered-pruners” snapping at your soft fingers… or worse…
towards ears and eyes that look like leaves and fruit to an
untrained, frightened, or frustrated Parrot…
And when your
Parrot becomes, or IS already, a constant screamer?
Well, you already know… you’d
be better off having a 16 year old rebel teen-ager in your home,
who dreams of being a worshipped Rock Star, with his new Gibson
electric guitar, distortion pedal, 200 watt Kenwood amplifier,
and truckload of speakers… the point being…
Holy
smokes! Parrots can SCREAM!!!
You know it’s getting bad
when your guests involuntarily spill their drinks after a 80-decibel
Parrot scream,
or when someone sits down quickly, holding their heart, worried that
they may be going into cardiac arrest!
Some birds even scream at
night… talk about a sleepless, wide-awake nightmare… and
not just for you, also for your local angry neighborhood!
But I’ll leave that (hopefully) just to your imagination…
because it won’t match THAT awful reality.
But
enough scary Parrot talk…
I’m not here to talk you
out of getting Parrot, nor do
I want to scare you into the !TRAGEDY!
of dumping a “misbehaving” Parrot
off at the local pet shop, nor do I want to inspire the bird-brained
idea of setting Parrot “free”
at some local park (yes this unfortunately happens out of ignorance
and desperation)…
And no, pot seeds will
NOT cure your Parrot! That was just
a funny memory I shared to illustrate that Parrots can and WILL say the craziest things once they start talking.
And apart from the fact that Polygon’s ex-owners might have
been irresponsibly giving him pot seeds, he was obviously
very well treated and well trained to be such a happy and talkative
bird.
What I want to talk to
you about is a very easy way to STOP and PREVENT ANY
Alfred Hitchcock style feathered nightmare… I want to show
you how to own a loving, talking, tricking, playful, and colorful
feathered angel… like Polygon.
The good news is you really can do something
about your current Parrot situation
and improve it dramatically. You just need to understand your
little guy, and then act accordingly with proven training techniques
to keep him or her as your colorful “best of buds friends” in your
home.
(Friends don’t bite and scream, and they
are hopefully politely potty-trained).
It’s time you easily understand your Parrot’s
simple needs, train him or her with techniques that work honest-to-goodness
wonders, to live the constant, heart warming pleasure of keeping
a Parrot that talks and plays like a
small child, often so funny that they make you laugh to tears…
And avoid the all-too-often tragic nightmare of a “ferocious caged
rat with feathers”.
That was meant to be a funny
exaggeration, but a mean
Parrot that bites hard, or an ear-shattering screamer
that gives you and your neighbors ZERO peace, or even a frightened,
terrified Parrot that sees YOU as
a giant evil monster, is far from funny, and no laughing matter…
We’re talking tears and blood… and it’s
time to stop or prevent this bad behavior for good, or before
it ever happens, and inspire the positive fun behavior, like
talking and tricking… starting today!
Who would put their
Parrot in a closet?
Fortunately, (and unfortunately)
only a small handful of Parrot owners
put their birds in a closet, or some
other unpleasant location, but it happens, more out of ongoing
desperation than cruelty…
No mean punishment will EVER
get your Parrot to snap out of his
“destructive or stubborn spoil-sport…
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Discover an Explosive New Parrot Training System is backed with a 60 Day No Questions Asked Money Back Guarantee. If within the first 60 days of receipt you are not satisfied with Wake Up Lean™, you can request a refund by sending an email to the address given inside the product and we will immediately refund your entire purchase price, with no questions asked.
Originally posted 2022-08-26 14:21:29.
